Can't get my motor start (Try pullin' out all the wires)
Can't get my motor to start (Try stuffin' cheese in the cracks)
Can't get my motor to start (Try dynamitin' the tank)
Can't get my motor to start (Smash all the glass with an ax)
Can't you get it to go? (Do you have any grease?)
Pour it over the seats
Is your battery low?
No, I don't think so

Try pullin' out on the choke (What did you do to my car?)
Try lookin' under the hood (What did you do to my car?)
Try pullin' out on the choke (What did you do to my car?)
Try lookin' under the hood (What did you do to my car?)
Lookin' under the hood (Well we took it apart)
But we can't make it start
Never did ny good
The choke must be broke

We wanna go for a ride
Let's push it over the hill
Try beatin' down with your feet (We wanna go for a ride)
Looks like she's startin' to crank (Let's push it over the hill)
Let's take the gasoline out (Better not get inside)
Try puttin' beer in the tank ('Cause she's startin' to slide)
Bring the beer over here
'Caus I need it to steer
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